Milton Flips Truck
Disc 1, Track 16
Track guide
The Garage Door
Rental Car Squirrel

Milton Flips Truck is the sixteenth prank call in the Crotchety Old Man Calls.


(ringback tone)

Pre-Recorded Message: Thank you for calling American Fuck Motors customer relations. If your Shit is under warranty and you need emergency roadside service-

Milton: Yes! Zero!

(Milton frantically dials "0")

Milton: I...I...I nee-I got an emergency! Hello?!!!

(ringback tone)

Milton: He-oh God, it's ringing! Thank God it's ringing! I got- a- h- I've got an emergency!

Man: Shit Customer Service.

Milton: Hello?! Is this Shit Customer Service?!

Man: Yes, sir.

Milton: Hi there! My name is Milton Fludgecow...and I'm driving in my Shit right now, I'm on my cell phone. Have you heard about the big scare with the Fuck?

Man: We, uh...

Milton: Well, what's the story there, smart guy?

Man: Well, really nothing at this point. Our engineers and staff are looking into the problem. We don't have any comment at this time. Uh, how long have you owned your car?

Milton: I just bought it yesterday and I wanna test it out right now to see if it really does flip!

Man: I-I...wouldn't advise that...

Milton: I'm driving on Bayshore Boulevard here in the Tampa area and I'm going 35 miles a hour! I'm going to accelerate right now and then weave and swerve back and forth and see if this thing really does flip! All right, here we go! Here we go!

Man: No sir, I don't...think you wanna do that-sir...

Milton: All right! Weaving and swerving!

Man: You don't wanna do that. Sir, that's not a good idea-

Milton: Okay! Weaving and swer- and swer-

Man: Hello?

Milton: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Milton violently flips the truck over)

Man: You gotta be kidding me...

(glass shattering)

Milton: (screaming in pain)

(man hangs up)

(ringback tone)


  • If you listen hard enough, you can hear BJ Harris laughing in the background.