|Disc 2, Track 15|
Jennifer: The Hair Clinic, this is Jennifer, how may I help you?
Walter: Oh, thank God you've answered! My name is Walter Creeglecrotch, how are you?
Jennifer: I'm fine!
Walter: I'm calling about your ad- you know, the one in the paper for the hair transplants-
Walter: And, uh, I've got a quick story I want to share with you first. Do you have time?
Jennifer: No, sir, I'm sorry. I really don't.
Walter: Oh. Great, just take a couple of seconds. Yesterday, I was walking through the condo complex, and boom! It was like a godsend- your ad in the paper about the hair transplants, so I wanna set up an appointment and get them plugged in!
Walter: Now, I only have a limited monetary supply and I see that you have financing available.
Jennifer: Yes, sir...
Walter: Okay, to start with, I just wanna go with two plugs.
Jennifer: ....we can't do that, sir.
Walter: Why not? It says "$9 per plug"!
Jennifer: Well, you can't just do just two...
Walter: Well, that's all I wanna start with and maybe each month we can add another plug!
Jennifer: No, no, we need to do the full head.
Walter: All right, so $9 a plug times two- that'll be $18 to start with. I wanna finance that-do I have to fill out a credit application?
Jennifer: Yes sir, but we don't finance $18.
Walter: Well, I want two plugs! I want one...(doink!) and...uh, two! (doink!)
Jennifer: Sir, we don't do it that way!
Walter: Well, that's the way I care to do it!
Jennifer: Well, I'm sorry-
Walter: Oh! Wait a sec! I got a better idea! If I have a lot of hair on my back and on my butt cheeks, could we go ahead-
Jennifer: Oh! I don't believe this guy!
Walter: C-can we go ahead and transplant that on-hello?
(Jennifer hangs up)
- Hair transplantation is the process of moving hair follicles from one part of the body to another.
- This is one of the first calls in the series and is the only Classic Crotchety call that was put on the "Nothing But Crotchety" CD.